IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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