Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
All I want is dick and wine.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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