I need help removing her.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
