Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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