god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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