i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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