I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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