how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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