In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
