As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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