ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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