can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Do vagina's smell?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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