just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I need you to use more vowels.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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