you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize