I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
