I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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