Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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