"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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