Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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