Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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