Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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