wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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