What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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