So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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