Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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