Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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