seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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