Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's on the porch naked. Help.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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