So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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