come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Buhtt sex?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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