the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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