69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
this boner is exhausting
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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