oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I am naked and annoyed.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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