More tranny stories later!
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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