It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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