It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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