Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
why do cheetos always look like penises
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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