And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
