Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize