it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
my poor anus
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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