your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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