yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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