He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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