Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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