Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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