1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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