Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
