My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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