Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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