i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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