Ambien. No doubt about it.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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