Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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