Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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