Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
handjob tips. give me some.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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